1000 Ideas: Useless Inventions: Useless brilliance at its finest

By Mr Sam Raven

Why solve real problems when you can invent solutions to imaginary ones?
From glow-in-the-dark doormats to Bluetooth-enabled banana holders, this book is a glorious tribute to the unnecessary, the absurd, and the "why does this exist?" energy we didn't know we needed.

Packed with 1000 outrageously ridiculous inventions across every aspect of life-from kitchen catastrophes and fashion flops to pet pampering disasters and romantic regrets-this is your ultimate guide to the world's most impressively unhelpful ideas.

Perfect for creators who need a laugh, thinkers who think too much, or anyone who's ever looked at a product and thought, "...Seriously?"

✔️ A treasure trove of hilariously unnecessary inventions for problems no one has ever had
✔️ From self-heating ice cream bowls to remote-controlled curtains for ants
✔️ The perfect gift for sarcastic thinkers, absurdists, and mad inventors
✔️ Includes 20 themed chapters like "Kitchen Catastrophes" and "Bathroom Blunders"
✔️ 1000 inventions so pointless, they somehow loop back to genius
✔️ Laugh-out-loud ideas paired with the spirit of "why does this exist?"
✔️ Great for bathroom reading, party conversation, or passive-aggressive gifting
✔️ Makes Shark Tank look like a TED Talk at a clown school
✔️ No batteries required-unlike most of the inventions in this book
✔️ Warning: Contains zero helpful ideas. You've been warned.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FGJ6L2LM
• ISBN13: 9798290556352
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 146 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"