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The hardest job in the world is having to listen to you complain about having the hardest job in the world.
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There's no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.
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Let's spend countless hours preparing for a meeting that will be delayed, canceled, or misrepresented.
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Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow.
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Please try to schedule meetings around my job interviews.
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We're all going to really miss doing your work for you.
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Sure, Let Me Drop Everything and Work On Your Problem.
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I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people.
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Leaving the office for lunch is the new vacation day.
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Sometimes I have my headphones in at work with nothing playing so I don't have to interact with chatty co-workers.
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I can barely wait to take credit for your great ideas.
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I'm going to miss having you around to blame for the quality of my work.
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Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you're already doing.
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The mountain of paperwork on my desk makes me envy the trees that died to produce it.
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Always remember that the toes you step on today could be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
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Everybody brings joy to this office... some when they enter, some when they exit.
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You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you.
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The only significant difference between work and hell is probably that I would like more people in Hell.
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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
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Ever notice that those who whine the loudest are usually the ones who contributes the least?
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Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit - you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices.
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I actively avoid office politics by hating everybody equally.
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Appearing busy to avoid being laid off has become more exhausting than actually working.
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Some people work harder at getting the office temperature right than they do at their actual job.
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People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won’t notice their behavior that made you change.
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Life is like sex,you can either lie back and let it screw you,or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.
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If you don't believe in Oral Sex, Keep you mouth shut.
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Sex is like math: you add the bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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Apology Accepted, Trust Denied
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