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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This!: 110 Page, Wide Ruled 6 x 9 Blank Lined Journal

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Bitch Peas: 110 Page, 6 x 9 Blank Lined Journal

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Jai Alai Coach (verb. [hi (e), li koCH) 1. like an ordinary coach but much better looking and a heck of a lot smarter (see also: cesta whisperer, pelota master): 110 Page, Blank Lined Journal

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Radiologist (noun. [rade alejest] 1. knows all of the positions 2. does it in the dark 3. can see right through you 4. takes really creepy selfie pictures (see also: wizard, miracle worker: 110 Page,

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Engineer (noun. enjenir]) 1. One who solves problems that you did not know existed in ways you do not understand: 110 Page, Blank Lined Journal

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Office Manager (verb. [afis manijer]) 1. coffee shortage scapegoat (see also: fall guy, culpable): 110 Page, Blank Lined Journal

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Plumber (noun. [plemer]) 1. quite literally fixes your shit 2. repairs what your husband has already fixed. 3. knows how to put the toilet seat down. (see also: terd herder, urinal captain): 110 Page,

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I don't have a bucket list but my fuckit list is miles long: 110 Page, Wide Ruled 6 x 9 Blank Lined Journal

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Programmer (noun [programer]) 1. a high functioning being that converts caffeine and pizza into software (see also: code rager, webgeek): 110 Page, Blank Lined Journal

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Nosey little fucker, aren't you?: 110 Page, Blank Lined Journal

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Jolly As Fuck: 110 Page, Blank Lined Journal

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Baseball Coach (verb. [basbol koch]) 1. Similar to an ordinary coach but much better looking and a heck of a lot smarter (see also: ball whisperer, bat master): 110 Page, 6 x 9 Blank Lined Journal

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Bitch (noun. [bich]) 1. any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you: 110 Page, 6 x 9 Blank Lined Journal

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Divorce Lawyer (noun. [loier]) 1. an individual who assists people in hating each other (see also: justice junkie): 110 Page, Wide Ruled 6 x 9 Blank Lined Journal

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Awkward (adjective [okwerd] Looking into someone's eyes while eating a banana (see also: awkwizard, awkweird): 110 Page, 6 x 9 Blank Lined Journal

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Dear Life, Could You At Least Start Using Lubricant?: 110 Page, Wide Ruled 6 x 9 Blank Lined Journal

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Barber (noun [barbrrr]) 1. Someone with the ability to perform astonishing acts of wondrous perfection with a pair of clippers. (see also: wizard, miracle-worker): 110 Page, 6 x 9 Blank Lined Journal

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Grandma (noun. [gran(d), ma]) 1. kind of like a mom, but with no rules to speak of. (see also: amazing, generous, wise): 110 Page, Blank Lined Journal

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NICU Nurse: 110 Page, Blank Lined Journal

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Immature (adj. [ime'toor, ime'Choor]) 1. a word used by boring people to describe fun people (see also: infantile, full grown child): 110 Page, Blank Lined Journal

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Friendzoned (verb. [frend zond]) 1. when an individual decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in their eyes. Like a sibling or a lamp...: 110 Page, W

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