- In Green Valley, AZ The First Things To Unravel In The Minds Of Ol' Fusses Are: Proper Nouns The Names Of People, Places And Things
- In Green Valley, AZ, We Breed Crazy Cats To Eat Little Desert Rats. Why?: because those cute little devils eat our car wiring like it was spaghetti!
- Green Valley, AZ Is Where We Remember Your Face: But Don't Know Where To Put It! "What's your name?"
- Green Valley, AZ The Land Of Peccaries a.k.a. Javelinas: "I told you Old People taste NASTY!" "Well, you didn't say they're THIS bad."
- Green Valley, AZ Is Where It's A Badge Of Honor To Remember First Names: Anything More Overloads Our Ass






