
If We Are What We Eat I'm Fast, Cheap, And Easy
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Never Piss Off The Person That Cooks Your Dinner
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The Secret Ingredient Is Resentment
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Shit That I Will Never Actually Cook
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I Have A Passion For Not Cooking
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Stand Back I'm Gonna Cook
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Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts
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Screw It We're Eating Bacon
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Burnt To Perfection
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Shut Up And Eat It
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Slowly Step Away From The Stove
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The Smoke Alarm Tells Me When Its Done
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Made With Love And Some Other Shit
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Your Opinion Wasn't In The Recipe
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If You Don't Like My Cooking You Can Beat It
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How Much Vodka Goes Into Pizza?
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One Day I'm Gonna Make The Onions Cry
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Shut Up I'm Cooking
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I'm Going To Burn It Anyhow
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Take-Out Menus Are In The Top Drawer
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Don't Make Me Poison Your Food
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I Don't Cook Dinner I Drink It
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Your Choice Eat It Or Go Hungry
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