The Paranoid's Pocket Guide: Hundreds of Things You Never Knew You Had to Worry about

by Cameron Tuttle

Book Overview

Are you worried sick? If not, maybe you should be. Because a pair of drawstring sweatpants could bring about your most embarrassing moment. And a toothpick in your sandwich can be the deadliest of... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0811816656
• ISBN13: 9780811816656
• Release Date: June 1997
• Publisher: Chronicle Books
• Length: 144 Pages
• Weight: 0.44 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 4.5" x 6.8"

Customer Reviews

Hilarious, but spooky. Genius.

This book sits in a conspicuous semi-hidden drawer in my living room coffee table. I'm always hoping someone will open the drawer and start reading it... I think they would become completely engrossed, but would also start looking out the corner of their eyes for what might get them! Some of MY friends might break out in a cold sweat, throw down the book and go running out the door!The pages of the book are multi-dimensional... it is designed to "trip you out." The little factoids come in fonts of multiple sizes, which is not really similar to ransom notes clipped from newspapers but elicits the same type of feeling. One of the best things about the book are the photos... even everyday objects like sponges and treadmills are made to look like fearsome devices of evil... and the captions to the pictures help. Offset well below the image as if to stand it's distance, the caption speaks out as if to whisper the name of the object in the simplest possible way: [ A SPONGE ]. Heh. There is also what appears to be the ramblings of a hyper-paranoid person scrawled along the bottom of the pages. You have to read the book twice... once to follow that rambling from cover to cover, and once to read all the factoids. But when you are reading the factoids, you sometimes get a glimpse of the rambling. The oddness of it adds to the whole creepiness of the book.The atmosphere of the book is similar in some respects to what a crazed private-eye type, or government agent type, would write.

They're out to get you, yes YOU!

A super little book by Cameron Tuttle. All your favorite phobias in 144 pages and as the back cover says...carry it at all times. What I particularly liked about the book was the excellent design by Martine Trelaun. Normally this kind of title would look deadly dull but Trelaun has used creative typography to make the whole thing sparkle.When you get your copy don't forget to fill in the IF FOUND panel on the inside of the cover with your name, address, social security number, mother's maiden name, credit card numbers, ATM number and PIN for the ATM!To quote Alfred E Neuman ''What, me worry?''

I will never leave my house again...

...without laughing, reminising about the fact that there is someone more paranoid than me out there. The book was humorous, yet frightening all at the same time. It was the definition of sweet and sour sause...and personally it is now on my shelf of favorite works of literature.

Hysterically frightening! Don't read if truly paranoid!

Who ever wrote this book obviously needs therapy. Despite that tragedy, I was fascinated, amused and/or appalled by all of the creepy factoids about what could happen on any given day.

It was one of the funniest yet scariest books I ever read.

It was a great book. There were parts of it that made me laugh and others that made me want to hide under the bed and never come out. It had a great way of tying in stuff that probably would never happen to you ( or would it) with factual stuff. I would definatly recomend buying it. Regardly of how many times you read it, it will still amaze you.