Safe at Home

by Orson Bean

When I take communion (ritualized cannibalism) tears come to my eyes. This happens because during that rite I remember that the two thousand year old man (sorry Mel Brooks) whom I believe (in some way I can't explain) to be the Son of God (Whom I also can't explain) instructed His followers (one of whom I have become) to symbolically drink His blood (sorry Bela Lugosi) and eat His body (sorry Jeffrey Daumer) and by doing so to become a part of...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1452575282
• ISBN13: 9781452575285
• Release Date: June 2013
• Publisher: Balboa Press
• Length: 244 Pages
• Weight: 0.80 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"