Your Face Will Freeze That Way!

By Tristram Hoosier

Book Overview

"I thought it was brilliant, really brilliant. What a smart boy Tristram is."--Mrs. Hoosier

"I'm really a lot cooler than the book makes me out to be."--Jason Hoosier

"Okay, so Tristram wrote a book. Big deal. Anybody could do that. He thinks he's so big all of a sudden. But I can still kick his ass, and he better never forget it."--Aaron Hoosier

Tristram Hoosier, age 12, gets in a fight at school over a haircut, becomes a vegetarian for a day, sneaks out to watch a midnight movie and builds a fort in the woods--perfectly normal activities for a seventh-grader growing up in Indiana. But he is surrounded by an endless string of tragic and sometimes criminal characters that lend each story a uniquely comic twist.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0595343570
• ISBN13: 9780595343577
• Release Date: January 2005
• Publisher: iUniverse
• Length: 148 Pages
• Weight: 0.50 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"