You Don't Know Anything Because You're A F*cking Two-Year Old is an adult children's book that won't put you the f*ck to sleep. It is inspired by tales told to Barely Functioning Slacker by her childhood friends. It's no grapes of wrath, but at least it's not a book that consists of nothing but shit. It's also a hell of a lot better than a philosophy book. Let's be honest - it would be more pleasant to dip your...