The aspiring novelist. The retired drummer. The fake relationship that will warm up their winter. Evvie Adler never thought she'd find love again. Then the recent pair-ups of her two best friends make the queer septuagenarian realize she doesn't want to be alone for Christmas. Besides, she needs fodder for her romance novel, and what better research than the real thing? But one disastrous date later, and Evvie's ready to give up...