Those Crazy Keystone Cops

By Robert Ringham

Get ready for hilarious misunderstandings with the zaniest police force in town

When Mayor O'Brien orders the Keystone Precinct to get their station "cleaned up and in shipshape" for an 8:00 PM visit from the Governor of Oklahoma, the crew takes his orders a little too literally. Since they don't actually have a ship, Sergeant O'Right suggests the only logical solution: they need to build one

Join the chaotic fun as the officers scramble to build a makeshift boat using:

The police car for a boat

Jail bars for fish nets

The flagpole for the main mast

Tires for life preservers

With a ridiculous crew featuring Captain O'Riley, First Lieutenant O'Really, Second Lieutenant O'Boy, and Sergeants O'Right, O'Wrong, O'No, O'Oh, O'Oops, and O'Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? Will their crazy "Land-Ship" impress a Governor who prefers land over water, or will Mayor O'Brien ship the whole crew out for good?

Find out in Those Crazy Keystone Cops by Robert Ringham

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GVXBF4M1
• ISBN13: 9798254537878
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.25 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 11.0"