The Olive(r) Diaries

By Monique Donahue

Perennially victimized Olive(r) had big dreams for the future, but life threw the unfortunate olive a curve ball when a health-conscious patron stumbled on the stairs, sending the olive careening off a fresh lunch salad onto the floor of a bleak office stairwell. Abandoned and alone, the olive began a diary to express misery over its lot in life and outrage over its new living conditions. On Day 12 of Olive(r)'s dismal, involuntary residence, a sympathetic bystander took it upon herself to begin transcribing the gender-ambiguous olive's innermost thoughts as it withered into obscurity. Those faithfully recorded diary entries are presented here for comic posterity, in Olive(r)'s own tragic words.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0982385951
• ISBN13: 9780982385951
• Release Date: October 2014
• Publisher: Inheritance Press LLC
• Length: 62 Pages
• Weight: 0.29 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.1" x 5.5"