At twenty three, an office worker and university dropout from Basingstoke, Daniel Howard's life hadn't been the same since his fianc left him and changes drastically after he hears voices at quiz night at the Dog and Duck. He soon discovers he's lost an invisible cactus, his fianc e wasn't quite the woman he thought she was, that wands are...at best...annoying and the company he works for hasn't really put the correct measures in place to stop assassination...