The Fault in Our Pants: A Parody of "The Fault in Our Stars"

by Steve Lookner

As I was approaching the mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, "What's that in your nose?""They're called cannula," I said. "These tubes give me oxygen, which helps me breathe.""Would they help me breathe, too?" she asked."I dunno, wanna try?""Nah," she replied, "I don't wanna look like a weirdo.""Wanna know a secret?" I asked."Yeah!"I licked my finger and rubbed it on her arm. "I just gave you cancer,"...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0692253599
• ISBN13: 9780692253595
• Release Date: July 2014
• Publisher: Sfuzzi Publishing
• Length: 124 Pages
• Weight: 0.46 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.3" x 5.5"