From when the first black person appeared in a horror movie, a bias has existed. If your skin is black or brown you'll probably be the first to go down. Minorities have traditionally been the first to feel the cold steel of a serial killer's knife or the wet bite of an alien's jaws. Even if we aren't the first to go down, we almost always do. From killer clowns to parasitic microbes, the lure of black or brown flesh is irresistible.
This guide exists to prepare you, the fellow Black person, on how to survive any horror movie situation you might find yourself in.