When your best friend shows you the two-word text her partner of five years sent to end the relationship. (Uhh...) When the next-door neighbor you've exchanged a grand total of 78 words with tells you about their newly diagnosed water allergy. (Umm...) When your brother drags out his mildewed soapbox and starts bloviating about why QAnon is entirely factual. (Err...) What the hell do you say?!...