Retirement Home For Gnomes (Retirement Homes for gnomes)

By Frances I Baldwin

Fib, a forty something, coffee obsessed, anti-social modern witch, and a widow that can see the dead is struggling to protect the only people she cared about. Yeti, her grown son, Fae, her younger sister, Woot and Lee her two young nieces, and Cheddar, Woot's best friend. Due to a simultaneous disappearance of Fae's son and Fib's only friend, Fib and her family are always broke. Every extra penny goes to searching for the missing two loved ones. Both Fib and Fae work for a nursing home kitchen and removed unwanted spirits as a side job. But believe it or not our odd family's lives were about to get even stranger. From a series of unexplained occurrences ( nothing new, if you ask the family). All the strange happenings seemed to be leading up to one thing: The arrival of the enigmatic Mr. Midnight and his inexplicable offer of a job. A job both women are wary to accept, especially with the duties he would not discuss and their future employers he would not name. Unfortunately there wasn't any way the women could refuse his request. Not after he dropped hints that there might be a chance of finding their missing love ones. With their hearts in their throats, they follow the mystery man to there newest vocation. Welcomed with open arms by the Greek gods to the dimension Shadow Heart. This is a place where elderly supernatural creatures were to be cared for, and Fib and her family have the distinction of being the first -so called "weak"- humans to even be considered for the job. With Fib's up front and crazy antics, and an unwelcome growing attraction to Midnight (who may not be whom he pretends to be), and the other staff's attitude towards humans... which lean towards food not friends. It will be a wild fight for their sanity and lives as they try to train for the impossible duties of caring for elderly werewolves, caffeine addicted were-rabbits, immaturely ancient gnomes, and so much more. Find out how Fib deals with the sudden departure of her family members one by one, and to what length is she willing to go to get them back. Will she take up with allies the Greek gods wont approve of? And what deep dark confession will she have to make in order to save them all?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1521512760
• ISBN13: 9781521512760
• Release Date: June 2017
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 469 Pages
• Weight: 1.73 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 1.2" x 6.0"