Resolving the Kashmir Conflict between India and Pakistan - Interviews with Krishna, Hakima, Kali and the MI6 Agent Lucie

by Mark O'Doherty

The Kashmir conflict between India and Pakistan being scary and heartbreaking in equal measure, the God Krishna makes a mediation attempt, to make peace between the two nuclear states. With both Indian and Pakistani people actually getting excited about the prospect of war, the odds are stacked against Krishna to make peace. But there is still hope. If he can convince the two Nuclear Goddesses, Kali and Hakima - who hold sway over the darker emotions of their countrymen - to make peace, actual war might be averted. Luckily there is also some common ground between Hakima and Kali to work with. They both like wearing Kashmir; the two of them being crazy about the stuff. Not only wearing Kashmir sweaters, but also Kashmir underwear; both Kali and Hakima having developed a fetish to sexy Kashmir lingerie, to arouse the Indian and Pakistani men, so that they can have good sex with them. Hence there is not enough Kashmir to go around for everybody - both India and Pakistan being crazy about the stuff... PS: We also would like to emphasize, that we have managed to convince the Goddess Kali to give up her wicked ways, and become a force for good and human rights in the world. So in the name of the Goddess Kali - the Guardian of Intelligence Officers and politicians in the world - the author would like to make the following statement: All Intelligence Officers in the world - which includes agents, generals, businessmen and politicians - must restore the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR) in the International Community. Otherwise the Goddess Kali is gonna kick them in the balls: ) The Goddess Kali would also like to say, that she strongly disapproves of the cruel and inhuman war between Russia and Ukraine, for which the Putin regime is primarily responsible. According to the UN, Russia's invasion of Ukraine and the resulting economic fallout have thrown four million children into poverty across eastern Europe and Central Asia. "Children are bearing the heaviest burden of the economic crisis caused by the war in Ukraine," UNICEF said. The conflict "and rising inflation have driven an additional four million children across eastern Europe and Central Asia into poverty, a 19 percent increase since 2021," it said. HENCE IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT THE WAR FINALLY ENDS; SO THAT THE SUFFERING AND KILLING OF INNOCENT CHILDREN IN UKRAINE STOPS, AND CHILD RIGHTS CAN BE RESTORED IN THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY! Otherwise the Goddess Kali will have to intervene.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0359505694
• ISBN13: 9780359505692
• Release Date: March 2019
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Length: 40 Pages
• Weight: 0.16 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"