Threat condition RED Trillion-dollar deficits, machine gun-toting soccer moms, money-hungry contractors, and flesh-hungry super soldiers led by 200 years' worth of undead Presidents Can we stop this new national nightmare? YES WE CAN It's time to set aside our partisan differences and petty bickering and unite behind "Ba-rot" Obama, the one man that can bring hope to our troubled shores. When the outgoing administration's plan to shore up our depleted...