A new comic fantasy adventure spanning three worlds, two cafeter?as and a Ford Cortina. Guaranteed not the first part of a trilogy! Cheaper than skiing, more fun than bog snorkelling and safer than cheese-rolling (see YouTube for details).What the critics said about Half-Elf"Short. To the point." - E. Hemingway"Needs more pointy hats." - T. Pratchett"Should be banned." - S. Rushdie"Page 42 was good." - D. Adams"If Hemingway liked it, it must be crap!"...