Think you've have some outrageous dating horror stories? You don't have anything on Shallon Lester. ?Spunky Shallon Lester has accumulated more than her fair share of embarrassing stories. In this collection of hilarious essays, she chronicles her dorky, daring, and awkward journey from waitress at the ninth circle of hell known as Houston's Time Square restaurant, to columnist?at one of New York's leading gossip magazines, to MTV reality star, gleefully...