It was supposed to be just another night of dinosaur movies-until things got a little too real.
"Look, Mr. Rex," Matthew began with a plea,
"Let me explain why you should not dine on me.
I've heard from a source, quite reputable, too,
That my flavor's not fit for a T. rex like you.
But if you're set on a bite, here's my one small request:
A swift gulp, if you please, will keep my taste at its best."