Au Revois The name's Trotter, Derek Trotter, and the world of business is my speciality. When it comes to the art of closing deals I've been around the track more times than a lurcher. Not only have I been there, done it and bought the t-shirt, I've gone back round to do it again, printed my ownt-shirts, knocked 'em out at ridiculously low prices and cut the competition out of the market. But the commodities game ain't all champagne and skittles...